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KBC Question: Big B to Sardarji sote waqt aap ki biwi kaisi lagti hai? A Hot B Beautiful C Cute D Sad Sardarji:......I want to fone a freind
Fact- 80% of d boys have Girlfriend... Rest 20% r having "BRAIN"
Rest 20% r having "BRAIN"
Girl: Socha tum miss kar rahe hoge to call karlu.... Boy: aur abhi jo 1 ghanta baat ki thi wo.....? Girl: Oh Shittt sorry fir tumahara number lag gia.
is pyar me bewafai ka jarokha nahi hota. hr rista itna anokha ni hota. fana krdo zndgi MA BAAP k kadmo pe kyuki yahi wo pyar hai. jisme dhoka ni hota....ilu.mami papa
LADKI saath ho to ....hotel bill. LADKI door ho to ....mobile bill or LADKI door ho jaye to ....daru ka bill isliye na lagao Dil ....na aayega bill.8888797835
there was a boy who was flying across a boundry of nepal and india in a hot air balloon. the boy slept and awake and said 2 a man BOY:where i am old man he said MAN:Lhe said "dont mak me fool""you r on a basket up in the sky"
Full form of "GIRL" GGoli dene mein sabse aage. IInnocent sirf shakal se. RRone ki automatic machine. LLadai mein sabki maa. fir bhi duniya iski diwani
Wo Na Aaye Unki Yaad Aakar Wafa Kar Gayi, Unhe Dekhne Ki Tamanna Sukoon Tabah Kar Gayi, Aahat Si Mehsus Huwi Socha Duwa Asar Kar Gayi, Darwaza Khol Kar Dekha Tho Hawa Humse Mazaak Kar Gayi.
beeta baap say:. Papa mera parhai men dil nai lagta,meri shadi karwa do..., Baap:. acha beta tmhari marzi "barbaad aesy ho jao ya wesy".
Baap:. acha beta tmhari marzi "barbaad aesy ho jao ya wesy".
DOCTAR...DOCTAR... mala nit disat nahi. mala vatath mla cachmachi garaj ahe , ....ho kharach garaj ahe.. ha davakhana nahi.bank ahe.