Newton''s Newest Law:
"EVERY BOOK CONTINUES TO BE IN A STATE OF BEST OR COVERED WITH DUST, UNTIL AND UNLESS AN INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL SEMESTER EXAMS APPEARS"

A AURAT WOMAN COMA MAIN CHALI GAI SHOHAR MURDA SAMAJH KAR DAFNANAY CHALA. RASTAY MAIN JANAZA KHAMBAY SEY TAKRANEY SEY AURAT KO HOSH AA GAYA .
ONE WEEK K BAAD AURAT CHAL BASI. SAB LOG KALMA PARHTAY JA RAHE THAY LEKI SHOHAR KI ZUBAN PE AIK HI BAAT THI .... KHAMBA BACHA K KHAMBA BACH K

Teacher Why are u doing your
multiplication exercise on the
floor?

Student You only said to do it without
using tables

Worlds shortest jokes 1 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3 GirlFriend pays the bill. Need more?U r beautiful.

Dad to son when I beat u how do u control your anger?

son I start cleaning the toilet.

Dad how does that Satisfy u?

Son I clean it with your tootbrush.

1 Blind,1 lamb & 1 begger ki conversation suno

Blind dekh asman me kitne tare jagmag kar raha hai

Lamb Sale, anndhe ko asman me tara dikh rahe hai,ek laath marunga aise, ki baap ka naam yaad aa jayega.

Begger Maar sale ko khub maar, jitna paisa lagega sab mai dunga.

Two drunkers were coming back home from their regular visit at night. Seeng the light glowing on light post the 1st drunker asked the 2nd one that the Sun was very good to lookat. 2nd one replied : You fool!! you are seeng the Sun at this night. I think You have lost your Sense after drinking enough.
After some time they were quarreling each other and there was surely a mess.

Then a man was passing that road and they saw the man.
1st man: please tell my friend that this one is the SUN.
2nd man demanded that it was that the opposite and both they forced the man to reccommend of their on.
The man found a solution from this mess," I can not say what actually it is as am not residing at your area. "

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Why is $ex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...


Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later

Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold.'

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy , 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '$1,000'

The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more
than those two things cost.
I'm taking you to church, to confession.'

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth
and closes the door .

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now.

dil ka dard dki todne wale kya jane,
pyar ke revajo ko jamana kya jane,
hoti hai kinti taklif ladki ko patne main,
ye ghar bauthe ladki ke baap kya jane