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fahim
( fahim_200693@yahoo.com)
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Harbhajan Singh was enjoying the match.
Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"
Bhajji answered '" No I am Harbhajan Singh"
VRV Singh came and asked the same question.
Sardar answered " No No Me Harbhajan Singh, I am not Relax Singh"
Third one came and asked the same question Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking, he saw Sreesanth enjoying the match. He went and asked him,
" Are you Relaxing?" Then Sreesanth answered "Yes I am relaxing." Bhajji slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, sab tere ko wahan dhoond rahe hain aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai?"
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fART fACE
( www.izzywizzy@hotmail.com)
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A man was waiting in a PCO STD booth and smacked the person behind him twice. Another man was walking past and asked him "Why did you smack the man twice for?" He replied "Because it says on the instructions DIAL KARNE SE PEHLE DOW LAGOW..."
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AJAY SARDA
( ajaysarda1969@rediffmail.com)
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TEACHER:Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai aur jamin pe rahne wali bacche deti hai aur kaunsi chiz hai hai jo Asman me udti hai par bacche deti hai?
SARDARJI: Oji ji "AIRHOSTESS"
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AJAY SARDA
( ajaysarda1969@rediffmail.com)
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SHEZADE SALIM : Hamare ammi- abba humse itni mohabbt karte thay k hame sulane k liye saari raat jagte thay or hum fir bhi nahi sote thae.
BIRBAL : Tabhi aap iklote reh gaye!!!
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NITIN GOUR
( nitin_gour@hotmail.com)
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Ek bar 3 sardar bed par so nhi pa rhe the tab 1 srdar bola jagah nhi hai,me bed ke niche sone jata rha hu.Tab 2sra sardar bola ki vapas aaja ab jagah ho gyi
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Ankit Mittal
( ankitkmittal@aol.com)
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There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a
kid and hold him for
ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree,
and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
Sardarji then wrote a note saying:
"I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag
and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side
of the city
playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home to
show it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure
enough a paper bag was
kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next
to the bag. Sardarji
opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash
with a note saying:
"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?
Take the money, and Please leave my son."
Signed: Another Sardarji
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umesh
( umeshthimmappa@yahoo.co.in)
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once a donkey slapped sardar and ran away. sardar got angry and chased the donkey. after some time sardar found a zebra. sardar now slapped the zebra and said " saala track suit pehenke dhoka deta hai. mujhe ullu samjah kya? ".
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Peter Paul
( deepthi.sen@gmail.com)
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *******,"
She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."
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jaimin
( patel_jaimin27@yahoo.com)
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BOY:agar me tume kiss karu to tum kya sochogi.
GIRL:yAHI KE KOI BEVAKUF THA JO PURA U.S.A. ghum sakta tha lekin wo airport se vapas chala gaya...G8.
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Sujata
( sonaibiswas@yahoo.com)
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Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Main
Khyal aata hai,
Ki,
Ki,
Ki,
Ofh!
Aaj Nahi aaya,
Kaha Na Kabhi,Kabhi aata hai.
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